REE-REE-BOK

2006-12-30T21:47:00.002+08:00

tagbacks:

andy: my GF le. paisehh...what fans...haha that u don't nd t no...

mong: YOU WERE? what's ur sis's name?

jinghan: i message u u NV REPLY :( when? pon cca recruitment day lo!

von: u PIGGG. u slping in fl's rm nw. we were watching little red riding hood rmb...

i am at fl's hse nw.

agn.

i don't go there all the time...

it's just tt everytime i go i use the net.

sian la...

von woke up!!!

she still looks half dead...

von: YAWN...

fl camwhoring herself....

scarlee cam spoiled...

let's hav slpover!

whee...

ordering macs soon.

fl is nw VIDEOING HERSELF!

faints.

a lotta pp goin tpjc!

me, jiexi, flun, wanjing, sujun, rachel tan, zhao shan, shermaine, arkil...

i cant rmb who else...

nvm.

lots also going meridian.

tingxuan, liang jing, yu quan, harit, jihan...

i cant rmb who else...

nvm.

yawny.

bye.

2006-12-30T21:47:00.001+08:00

2006-12-30T21:47:00.000+08:00

2006-12-23T21:58:00.000+08:00

tag replies:

cheefanclub: u are like so sick. lols jk la. poor mrs chee...

abby: you can keep the dumb tie hahaha. i don't nd it anymore.

kent: die lol. when we going out?

jing: NOW I UPDATE!!! lol. when we going out? w jiexi!

fanglynn: I AM AT UR HSE NOW USING UR COM TO BLOG! lol. hope ur com doesn't crash the way mine did.

mong: MONG! chem is fun fun fun. but not when u have lousy chem trs lik AHEM teaching it.

pPk: ppk!!! sorry i can't go out w u all tmr ;( u very free huhh.

lena poh: i won't study haha! evonne says i must study. she is standing right nxt t me. i so so scared. are u really lena poh? cause i heard tan keyhole goes around reading pp's blogs and tagging under fake names. if u are lena poh, don't sabo pls.

i am at fl's hse now!

evonne is on my left.

gab is on my right.

i'm scared of von.

she is sucking on santa.

ewwwwwwwww.

she sucked away his head.

sadist right...

yuck.

now fl is on my right.

i surrounded by pigs.

now is fl xmas party.

i am here.

von is here.

so is fl.

rod, ian, lem, shixiang, biondi, michelle, cherie, gab, jenn!

whee.

whee.

i am full.

haha

sch starts in...a wk?

scary.

i don't wanna go tpjc.

damn far.

i will be late every single day, then they will kick me out.

boohoo.

first, do u wanna no how my com crashed?

i visited a blog.

ironically, it was my own blog.

sian.

pp visit, no prob.

the blog wanna kill the owner.

von is strangling me.

helppppppppp.

she is nw plucking off the le coq sportif shoe from my hp.

and fastening it round my neck.

i look lik fl's dog.

woof.

fl's xmas party is not really lik a party.

SO LITTLE food.

she shld hav ice cream!

von: HAVE!

me: oh? i don't wan anymore.

von: haagen dazs.

me: nonono.

wait i become pig like chan fang lynn.

and.

AHEM.

the guys are watching soccer.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

fang lynn: ndy

me: oh GROW UP!

von: andy

this is disgusting.

gf andy, u hav fans!!!!!!!

my feet are cold.

fl, get me a BLANKET!

ha!

vir lent me her camera.

thank u heizhu.

got turkey outside.

god i sound so random...

fl is now piggybacking evonne.

fl: bokieeeeeee hahaha someone can finally come outttttttttt!! :) muacks love youuuuuuu! (: must rmb to upload our photos aiteeeee. have a merry happy x'massssss! you look fantabulous tday even though ure always cold hahahahaha why evonne's guitar sounds so horrigible :X aite aite.hope u enjoyed urself tday aye. love u loads and loads even though u always reveal ur cleavage HAHAHAHAHA. dont erase this. BYEBYE! FEL LOVES Y'LL!

2006-12-21T10:37:00.000+08:00

people!!!

mr. rbkisback in business!!!

cheers!!

sorry, haven't been updating for eons.

i'm such a pig.

oink.

first, my stupid stupid com crashed.

den my digital cam crashed NEXT.

i'm a danger aroubd electronic devices.

first,my o level sure sucked.

i think i can safely sy i flunked combi humans BIG-TIME.

wlau.

ss sux xia.

hist sucks even more.

die liao.

ok.

first two mths,i'll be gg TPJC with jiexi and fadlun!!!

whee!!!

not too crazy abt the jc, but at least i'll be with my friends =X

LOL.

been going out and having so much fun with tyh zhu zhu clan!!!

let me tell u who they are.

ppk - baizhun
vir - heizhu
jiexi - sizhu
yeok fei - shouzhu
anne - zhu boss
elaine - xiaozhu
patricia - xiaoxiaozhu
amelia - I CAN'T RMB.

and me???

presenting...BENZHU!!!

cause i am stupid...

haha.

a lot of pp got it wrong.

kept saying ben instead of BEN.

ok i am nt making much sense here.

whatever

as for pics...

hang on!!!

nt today, when my cam gets repaired.

ok.

i wanna go.

bye!

2006-10-06T17:58:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: haha, think they having moderation meeting now! whee.

Roo: love ya!

Don: boo. you sound like my mom.

JEX: ILY too!!! don't care her. pics'll be up after o's; i wanna concentrate!

Mong: YO.

jinghan: repeat, pics'll be up AFTER o's! love ya gf. do well for eoy k!

shan: thanks for the encouragement!

huiqilemmonn: heh, yeah! i am so gonna mug my ass off, scared i can't go jc! =X

fanglynn: i PRO-DED! :)

justin: boo! how's eoy, mr KHAW?

i wanna die.

moderation meeting going on now, scared shit.

the chi teacher sorta threatened me today during chi.

'cause i was talking with Lyndon n' Stephen.

she implied i wouldn't get any moderation.

bullshit.

L1R5 22, so should be can right.

i hope.

studying chem now.

apparently, alkanes are generally unreactive; saturated hydrocarbons.

EXCEPT for combustion.

eg. methane + oxygen = carbon dioxide + steam.

undergo substituition reactions.

alkenes, on the other hand undergo combustion and addition reactions.

eg. ethene + steam = etanol

they can also undergo polymerisation.

why does all this seem so new to me?!

no need to thank me for the complimentary chem lesson.

i feel like Mrs Tey, minus the ghastly white face and blood-red lips.

bye, all.

2006-10-03T13:18:00.000+08:00

people!!!

i feel damn sian.

at least my geog got moderated to an a1.

whee.

but only 'cause i sort of threatened Miss Yap.

no moderation, no DHS prelim paper.

so in the end, i did get it.

she freaked when she discovered my LiR5 was 22.

i no, that sucks.

don't rub it in.

i will work harder.

i have to go for tuition soon.

great, one surefire way to really make my brain hurt.

and, i hate truncated like never before.

the question i ask most frequently is, "when is the lesson gonna end?"

whee.

my life is just great.

took this from Donna's.

You Are 57% Feminine, 43% Masculine

You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders.

Are You Masculine or Feminine?

2006-09-30T13:24:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: LOL. i no, i'm SUCH a cam-whore. the pics looked great, didn't they?

anony: seen it? haha. believe it, baby!

paper: i'm doing...alright!

Don: LOL, i am studying. yes, believe it or not.

fang: grad nite was way awesome!!! you'll love yours too, believe me. and about the cough...stay away from me the next time you're sick.

virNICE: sorry virvir! i WILL post your pics asap. haha. you looked great on grad nite!!! :D

krystal: that's what everyone said! haha. LINKED!

pPk: you won't believe just how many pics i have of you la. ah-haha. ppk, you looked great on grad nite too! so unusual!

huiqilemmonn: 'cause i'm in them. haha. i LOVE every single pic i took, all 200 of it!

JEE: jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! didn't see you too! LOL. i always bring my digicam to school now, so we must take pic together. whee!!

Roo: LOTS N' LOTS. still haven't posted all of it. haha. wait and see.

amelia: LAOGONG!

Michelle Yao: 'lo! LINKED!!!

galfriend andy: your pics in vir's camera, remember? mine ran outta battery. LOL. cam-whore till siao.

justin: oooh, yes! hahaha. i LOVE grad nite!!!

i wish there was Grad Nite II.

i love it, i love it!

haha.

recently i've been bringing my digicam to school.

so, i've been cam-whoring, me and all my buds, till SIAO.

haha.

like the time me, Lyndon, Stephen, Luke, Pakin were cam-whoring in ag6 chinese class.

HAHAHA.

pissed Mdm Goh off big-time.

we got Joey to take the pic for us.

then when she saw, she started shouting and threatened to confiscate my digicam.

and there we were, still posing.

haha.

only when she started marching over to us did Luke snatch the camera away from Joey.

thank god, my camera escaped confiscation.

haha.

uploaded every single pic into my zen.

like photo gallery now.

i have, over 2oo pics to post.

but i can't now.

you see, i'm not at home.

so i don't have my pics.

so sorry, Vir, i will post your pics once i can!

DEF.

love ya!

and don't be sad kay, bokie's here!

my prelim results.

omg.

where to start.

i wanna dig a hole and bury myself in it forever.

at least, till 'o' level.

my marks are super super HORRENDOUS.

they are horrigible, believe me.

not as bad as i originally expected, but still BAD.

instead of a string of Fs, i have a string of Bs.

boo-hoo.

english:

sect 1 essay: 21/30
sect 2 essay: 22.5/30
compre : 12/25
summary : 17/25

oh my, this is horrible; the one subject where i should be getting an a1.
the whole cohort did really well for this one subject; 1/3 failed.
i bet Shirley Koh burst a blood vessel countless times when looking over the marks.
she screamed at us like never before, on the mike.
Sonia II.

overall grade: b3

chinese:

paper 1 letter: 4/20
paper 1 essay: 2/50
paper 2 : ungraded

hahaha.
HAHAHAHAHA.
waste of time, can actually use my 'o' level c5.
so that's why i skipped paper 2.
and the essays...
LOL.
i wrote utter, complete nonsense.
the question was about the increasing trend of earholes in guys and girls.
so i responded with, "i think girls look better when they have many, many earholes. i think guys look even better with many, many, many earholes. there. i finished writing about my viewpoint."
LOL.
i'm suprised the teacher even bothered to mark it.
and the other essay?
i just copied the entire question.
then i wrote, "there are many reasons. but i don't no."

overall grade: f9

e maths:

paper 1: 48/60
paper 2: 59.5/100

i just managed to scrape through.
disappointing though; i should have gotten an a.
don't no what happened.

overall grade: b4

a maths:

paper 1: 38.5/80
paper 2: 46.5/80

whole level kinda died-ed.
what can i say - a maths is just not my thing.

overall grade: c6

science (phy/chem):

phy : 37/65
chem: 44/65
mcq : 27/40
prac : 7/15 (chem)
8/15 (phy)

damn.
my one and only science grade has gone all the way down.

overall grade: b4

geog:

paper 1: 33/40
paper 2: 65/100

almost everyone flunked paper 2.
eng was the worse subject, geog the second.
Miss Yap clean freaked out.

overall grade: a2

combi. humans:

source based: 14/25 (hist)
17/25 (ss)
essay : 13/25 (hist)
19/25 (ss)
ss : 36/50
hist: 27/50

all i can say - amazing.
i got a clean f9 for this subject for mid year.
improved, huh?
pulled down by hist though.
i don't hate ss that much now.
the whole level kinda flunked combi humans.
yikes.

overall grade: b4

did i forget anything?

*scrolls back up*

no.

okay, my grades are kinda drastic.

L1R5: 22

shit.

double-shit.

if they don't moderate anything, there is no way i am going to a jc for the 1st three months.

and, as all the teachers threatened, moderation is not on the agenda.

maybe they just wanna scare us into working harder.

well, it's WORKING!

ugh.

so, cross your fingers, pray for me.

pray the teachers have a change of heart and start being nice.

Miss Yap keeps pestering me for the Dunman High prelim papers.

first time she asked, i gave her a flat no.

i don't mind letting my friends have the papers.

but people i hate?

no way.

then, i realised, i can exchange the prelim papers for moderation.

she can't expect to get something for nothing, can she.

so unless she ups my geog grade to an a1, she can forget about having the Dunman High geog paper from me.

complete with answer scheme.

ha.

2006-09-24T22:08:00.000+08:00

MORE BELOW!!!

2006-09-24T21:45:00.000+08:00

2006-09-23T09:56:00.000+08:00

Won't do tags this time, no time!

grad nite was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fun!!!

reached meritus, took pics like anything.

but shan't say much, no you all wanna see the pics!

a picture is worth a thousand words.

so - let's go.

let the cam-whoring BEGIN.

Issac!

Huiqi & Jessica

Haoning & Clarissa!

Chi Wen!!!

Bee's SINGING! you go, girl!

Anne, Winston, Liang Jing!

Amelia, Zihui

Amelia, FAIZAL!

Amelia, PPK & Mr Foo, our WONDERFUL a maths teacher!

Amelia, Mengting, Sarah

Amelia, Elaine!

Amanda and the not-so-man anymore ASHLEY.

Ajit & Mudit

ag6 UNITE!!! (and 1 extra ag4 at the top)

Me & Chi Wen!

4gee!

4gee!!

4gee!!!!!

Lyndon &Ben

Matt, Amanda, Zhang

Matt & Zhang, looking SO macho.

ah-ha, Mrs Chee's wearing a DRESS! 0.O

MJ & Jarred!

Miss Ang looks so lonely.

Mr Kang-A-Roo!

Mrs Chee & Miss Sri!

aaah!!! PAKIN!!!

PPK doesn't look normal. oh! 'cause she looks CUTE now. LOL

where am i, you ask?

i'm right here.

intefering Zhang's hand!

LAOGONG!!!

o.O

all my buds now!

Kester, WHY are you eyes so small? open up!

that's MUCH better.

denim galore!

Luke looks so COOL.

and AGAIN.

and AGAIN!!!

my buddy Lyndon!

MATTHEW!!!

DO NOT TOUCH MY HAIR.

and there's more!

but wait till mext time, i gotta run.

later's another cam-whoring session at Leon's birthday party.

see ya then!

2006-09-21T21:03:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: YES I DID. hahaha.

fel: hmmm. see first! will call ya later. (:

shan: oh yes they were. so screwed up.

fang: OF COURSE you do!!! call me when you near meritus.

pPk: hello my grades suck like crazy la. ah-haha. a maths die liao.

SAMANTHAGOH: umm, relink what again? will go see your blog later!!!

oh man.

so tired.

just came home.

a maths today, so dead la.

my answers were all weird to the max.

i was frowning at my paper throughout the thing.

during paper 1 i was scared, now i am just plain pissed off.

so sleepy, just fell asleep during the paper.

suddenly: PLONK!

zzz.

see what i mean.

went to the hawker centre at old airport road with Evonne.

then went to east coast beach.

so nice there.

like so peaceful...and calming.

way better then sitting in a cinema.

Fang Lynn came to meet us afterwards.

poor dear, she's sick.

get well soon!!!

tomorrow's grad nite.

ha.

don't no what'll happen.

LOL.

may be meeting Fang Lynn they all, plus Evonne.

'cause they wanna see what i look like.

can't imagine why; everyone - yes, EVERYONE- wants to no what i look like.

haha.

i feel so shagged, so stoned, so tired.

maybe i'll go zzz in a while.

2006-09-20T11:53:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

jing: hi wanjing! as you can see, life is TERRIBLE for me. sigh.

pPk: vir herself is the smiling tiger. haha. we fail prelim together lah.

zack: haha, yeah. i survived a week with no comp.

Don: i studied! well...almost.

jenn: DEARIE! this sunday JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE!!! haha.

fel: <3

Roo: yeah, i'm dead. let's go out sometime soon!

shan: yo!

SAMANTHAGOH: miss you too! i can't get into your blog though. how come?

...

i feel so drained.

three hours of math tuition is no joke; enough to make me want to beat my brains out.

here's a rundown of my prelims:

SS:
i am gonna flunk this one. half - no, not half - ALL of my essay was complete and total crap. wrote so much, yet i am gonna fail. i just no it.

Hist:
same here.
can only hope everyone flunks and the teachers decide to moderate.
damn.
i don't no what the hell i was writing about.
oh, and i hate the Treaty Of Versailles.
i don't care whether the stupid Germans deserved it or not.

E Math:
shit, this is one of the few subjects i was counting for on an a1.
no a1; f9 is more like it.
paper 1 was a killer, paper 2 was half a killer.
Tan Pui Ling is really out on a mass killing spree, setting such a kick-ass paper.

A Math:
paper 1 is so screwed, don't no about paper 2 yet.
it's tomorrow.
but, it'll probably be as bad, if not worse, as paper 1.

Phy/Chem:
oh my.
i so screwed up both papers.
skipped the major chapters.
so i died in the essay section and drowned in the structured paper.
and of course, prac was screwed.
especially if Mrs Chee told any other teachers i stole hydrochloric acid and contaminated the nitric acid bottle.
and permanantly (i hope not) stained the sink in bright hues of red and green.

well, that's about it.

oh, i forgot geog.

Geog:
paper 2 was okay, think i can scrape through.
wish i studied more though.
paper 1 was so SO funny! why funny?
okay, you no how my mom is a geog teacher; so she gave me the 2oo5 geog paper 1 map reading to do with the map.
and guess what - i got the EXACT SAME map with the EXACT SAME questions!!! and did i mention i no all the answers?
haha.
they didn't even bother to change the order of the questions or the order of the options!
hahaha.
i wonder who is the goon who set the paper.
she should have nown i would do the paper.

i'm not complaining though.

ha ha ha.

during the chem paper, i left the HCl on my table.

Mrs Chee walked past, stopped and stared.

then she asked, "is that holy water?"

hahaha.

i said, "no, guess!"

then she said, "acidic water?"

close enough though.

LOL.

oh, and did i mention that i brought sweets into the exam hall?

so while everyone else was slogging and sweating over the paper, i was sitting at the back munching on M&Ms and Skittles.

haha.

then everyone was like, "you have time to EAT???"

i don't really care what happens anymore, i am gonna fail anyway.

and i sit at the back fo the hall near the mist fans.

so there was too much water in the fan.

so - it started raining in the HALL.

yes, raining.

and i was the lucky person getting mosturised during the paper.

no kidding, my papers were wet, my back was wet.

thank god i didn't catch another bout of Everlasting Flu.

i asked the teacher to turn off the fan; and she just said, "COOLING what!"

wth.

ask her to sit under the fan for 2 hours, and let's see if she'll still say it's COOLING after that.

the SS paper was also qute a laugh.

decorated the Tamil faces - don't ask me why - and all in all, i wasted about 1o minutes decorating the question paper.

and when i couldn't answer the question, i kept making faces at the paper.

oh.

no wonder all the teachers were gathering behind me.

i didn't no they liked my butt so much.

grad nite is coming!

and i promise to put LOTS & LOTS of pictures up!

wait - my phone just buzzed.

uh-oh; 7 messages since the last 1o minutes.

hang on.

oh heck.

later then reply.

so, back to grad nite!

i am gonna cam-whore like crazy 'cause practically everyone wants to take pics with me.

5o?

i don't no; could go up to a hundred even 'cause i plan to take pics with EVERYONE i no!!!

hope my camera has enough space though!

so long, then.

2006-09-16T12:28:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: LOL. of course got me inside!

shan: T.T

Don: ya i blocked you. hahahahaha. no la. your msn got problem.

Ruyi/Roo: roooooooooooooo.

paper: i'm dying man. study my BUM.

fel: that is gross. puke puke gag gag.

pPk: LOL. ok everyone! PPK WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK THE PHOTO. satisfied? go ahead and kop the picture la!

KAYLIE: eee. i still don't no what is bhb. someone tell me!!! everyone is a BOKIE-FAN!!! :D

jasmine: haha. huge then can appreciate what. LOL. which jasmine are you?

anonymous: yeah, i think so!

justin: yeah! haha. i'll be sure to post pictures, so you can ALL apprreciate 'em! heh.

von: ugh. i am DYING. someone kill me now. PLEASE.

matt: oookay, i am so honored to take a picture with MATTHEW TAI on prom night! satisfied matt? LOL.

SAMANTHAGOH: haha, relinked! tk is fun no, can't believe i'm saying this! -.-

galfriend andy: so sorry girlfriend! i can't do anyhting about them. tsk.

helloooooooooooo everyone!

RBK is B-A-C-K!!!

i've been gone for so long, thanks to the wretched prelims.

oh my.

think i'm gonna FAIL everything big-time!!!

*bangs table*

oops.

sorry Mr. Table, prelim not worth beating you up.

f9s.

f9s.

amd MORE f9s.

oh no.

oh no oh no oh no.

everyone told me it isn't gonna be that bad.

and that i've gotta be more optimistic.

oh yeah.

i'm gonna get all e8s instead of f9s.

sigh.

screwed up most of the exams.

PPK keeps calling me a smiling tiger though.

don't no why.

haha.

the lab prac was damn damn funny!

after i finished my chem prac, i decided to do a lil' experimenting with the various chemicals.

very very colorful results!

then, i wanted to dumb the damp red litmus into the solution.

and -poof!- it turned blue.

ammonia gas!

tyco tyco.

lucky sia.

then i decided to kop a little acid.

koped HCl.

haha.

was in the midst of koping nitric acid, when Mrs Chee was like, "RACHEL BOK!!!"

"you put that back!"

i emptied it back into the container.

big mistake.

contaminated it.

she was right pissed, said she was gonna give me THAT contaminated bottle for prac o level.

OOPS.

then i spilled acid down my leg.

itchy like SIAO.

i have BIG BIG plans for that HCl.

*grins evily*

later Mrs Chee laughed and asked me why i was playing with the chemicals.

-.-

screwed up chinese big-time yesterday.

and, on purpose.

essay.

so i wrote one pathetic para for each essay.

ha.

this is SURE to drive Ah Noi's blood pressure sky-high!

what i wrote was real lame.

let's just say it will piss the marker off BIG-TIME.

LMAO.

am gonna pon the cl paper 2 next wed.

haha.

and Fang Lynn, Leon, Melson, Michelle, Sabrina, Roderick, Gabriel & Chi Wen:

THANKS FOR THE CARD!!!

:D

2006-09-08T12:17:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: i smack you...dare to laugh at me...

Don: you wanna get whacked too huh?

Don & zack: you two MORONS. come here crap on my tagboard. ha ha. that's what MSN messenger is for.

Ruyi: please, Roo. you're stressing me out. just like my mom. if i wanted to stress myself i would stay AT HOME.

shan: ha ha. now you're talking!

fel: i am HALF-DEAD. i feel terrible.

Jacob: what bethoven? or beethoven? who are you? i don't no any Jacobs.

LiLi: LiLi/Jacob? who are you? i don't no a LiLi. if you are from some cult, then please get lost.

chiwen: chiwen!!! remember we must take pic on grad nite! :D

pPk: LOL. i can't put it up. should i bring a pic of my dress to school?

okay, i bought my prom night dress!!!

ha ha, no you all wanna see the picture.

apologies though, the camera just refused to listen to me and wouldn't load the pic into my com.

and my com refused to recgonised the 'unnown device' linked to my com.

so i'll do a verbal description.

it's BLACK.

strapless.

knee length.

there, that's about it.

oh and it's got some chiffon pattern.

see, i've divulged enough information already.

i was lucky enough to find a dress at such short notice,

and my mom willingly paid for it; she would pay any amount of money to have her daughter wear a dress.

LOL.

sigh.

Fang Lynn & Evonne are going to Escape.

i can't go, of course.

wish i could, sounds like a blast.

oh and...

picture time!!!

here's Peck Ki with her devilish smile and Anne with her oh-so sweet one! (see the difference?)

oh my! Anne is dying from the dangerous fumes wafting out from Peck Ki's exposed armpit! take cover people.

the day we were at PP. the day we all got drenched. the day i caught Everlasting Flu!

here's a sweet one of Vir and Anne again! taken just before lesson started, as you can see from the clock.

Elaine, Vir, Yeok Fei. taken in our fave hang-out: the TOILET. also Peck Ki's homeland.

what are we thinking about? SECRET.

top: Elaine, Amelia, Bokie.
bottom: Peck Ki, Yeok Fei.
whee we ROCK!

Peck Ki, Elaine, Yeok Fei, Virnice, Me.
in the toilet again, ha ha. can you guess how we took this pic in the mirror? HA! i liked this so much it's the wallpaper for my zen!!!

here's a sweetie of Virnice and Amelia. laopo and laogong. HEY! my loagong taking pic with some unnown woman!!!

Virnice, Yeok Fei, Peck Ki. saying ILY to Anne again!!!

we blowing KISSES to Anne.

now we're sending HUGS to her! wow. PPK's arms are freaking me out.

can you see what's written on the board? ANNE. ha ha.

Anne's PRESENT!!!

2006-09-07T11:57:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: i wish. i feel horrible right now.

shan: but yours was pure.

paper: of course i do (: ha ha. let's try more 'experiments'.

Ruyi: oh yeah! i'll call you tonight!

Don: oh my, i wish i was feeling as cheerful as you!

anonymous: thank you! :D

tinG: and now it's 10801! how it changes. ha ha.

galfriend andy: to find someone as gay as you to equal him!!! LOL. no more pop-ups?

fel: yo! OINK you right back.

just finished tuition.

everytime i go, it's either pouring rain or boiling hot.

wow, maybe someone up there doesn't want me to go for tuition.

ha ha.

i just don't have that special connection with maths.

the weather is never on my side.

like i said, either tsunami time or big hot fire whenever i go.

maybe i should stop going for tuition.

and, i just started my revision for hist elect.

wow.

that's early, considering the fact that i've been SLEEPING through the whole of last and this year.

i am DEFINITELY gonna fail.

boo-hoo.

i don't give a shit about stupid history.

every time i look through the textbook, i find myself hating Adolf Hitler more and more.

bastard, he single-handedly caused World War II.

half the dumb textbook alone is on the asshole.

if he hadn't existed...

well, the textbook would be half as short.

and i would be twice as happy.

but then, MOE would probably dig up another villan to crap on for another half-textbook.

and, i am sick again.

only, this time minus the cough.

with the dumb flu.

maybe it's 'cause i went swimming last night and submerged myself underneath the water to see how long i can hold my breath.

stupid me.

*sneezes*

2006-09-05T11:29:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: she deserved it, believe me. (:

shan: haha, you were stupid enough to fall for it! you want some more? crazy.

Ruyi: OK! i give you next time, see whether you can take it.

Don: ugh no.

huiqilemmonn: haha, you'd better not say 'lemon' in japan or else you'll find yourself surrounded by gigolos or something!

jinghan: SET!

JEE: yo jihan! i tried to get to your blog, but it takes a long time to load! don't no why. haha. LINK ME!!!

jenn: studying and watching 'Saw' at the same time means i can multitask. haha. it's a useful skill okay!

paper: double YOOHOO!!!

okay people, Bokie is well and fully recovered!

:D

last few days were hell though, nearly lost my voice.

ha ha.

i went to see a doctor.

he said, "stay in bed and sleep the whole weekend."

then i stared at him for 3 seconds.

then i laughed at him non-stop for another 3 seconds.

ha ha ha ha ha ha.

sleep???

like my mother will let me.

when she talks to me, it's either about studying or 'o' level.

and just because my handphone sounds or anything, she immediately proclaims that i'll fail 'o's.

wtf.

it's really bugging the hell outta me.

if she pushes me too much, i'll just walk out.

and the prelims-

double wtf.

i think i can scrape through eng and geog and e maths and science.

and crash n' burn for hist, ss, chinese and a maths.

holy shit.

i don't no a single bloody thing about hist elect, thanks to the bloody inefficient hist teacher that teaches my class.

i don't no what i'll do for the dumb essay, maybe i'll just leave it blank like what i did for mid-year.

oh my lord, that sucks.

or maybe i can just about manage to crap enough crap for the essay.

oh no.

i think i'll fail practical too, somehow, for chem, the chemicals never seem to react the way they're supposed to for me.

i told Jenn this, ha ha.

and for physics...

the plasticine or batteries that i use for the experiments have some sort of vendetta against me, it's like they purposely change their weight or voltage just to cock up my readings.

even though that sounds impossible.

i think the physics and chem labs have some sort of grudge against me, the moment i walk in, it's like i'm carrying a sign that says 'i hate science to high heaven'.

no wonder i've been failing practicals lately, especially chem.

aargh.

the science gods must really hate me; i forgot what i did to piss them off.

maybe it's because i stole a test tube from the chem lab and exploded another test tube because i was experimenting with dilute HCL and methyl orange.

oh and i added the powder 'X' to it.

and-

BOOM.

thank god Mrs Tey didn't see that, otherwise she would really have kicked my ass.

and in sec 1, i remember i choked up the sink in the home econs room.

i don't no why.

maybe it's because i was too lazy to properly throw the food into the dustbin; instead i dumped it into the sink.

oh.

maybe that's why it choked.

why is my life so comical?

2006-09-01T11:44:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: yup! i love it.

Don: yo Donny!!! haha...when you wanna go out?

Ruyi: and now it's 1o33o. haha how it changes.

paper: oh MY!!! so that's where they went!!! you are right, i do wanna kick your ass!!! why didn't you tell me earlier, i was searching for them!

justin: HELLO JUSTIN KHAW!!! you pig. visit more often lah.

huiqilemmonn: what word? tell me! wait till you hear what bokie means in african.

rong: oookay! hope you aren't expecting any presents!

jinghan: thank you jingy dearest, you will definitely be in my 'I MISS YOU' speech!! look out for it soon! when can we go out?

shan: surely you've got something more to say to me!

jenn: hey jenn! bokie is well and truly bucking up, 'cause bokie is shit-scared she won't go anywhere next year for the first three months! let's go out soon!

fanglynn: that song dedication for teachers la. haha. i didn't hear them being read out though. free willy ponned school yesterday!!!!!!!!!! maybe he went sea world for a little whale belly-hopping!

yo everyone, I AM BACK!!!

yeah i no you've all missed me, so sorry i haven't been updating.

that tells you just how sucky the life of a sec 4 pupil is.

okay, let's pon de replay!

Monday:

aargh.

went back to school with a god-awful haircut.

i don't no why, the idiot hairdresser just wouldn't stop cutting when i told her to; she went on snipping away like a woman possessed.

at first i didn't cut the back or the sides, just the fringe.

looked okay.

my mother didn't think so though; she screamed bloody murder when she saw it and sent me back to the hairdresser.

so i ended up looking like i had mange or something.

was avoiding everyone that day, 'cause when people i no saw me, they were like, "what happened to your hair?"

just my luck, i ran into Matthew and he sure laughed.

aargh.

spent recess in class with my friends.

idiot Peck Ki.

she somehow managed to get chili on the sponges of my zen earpieces!

i wanted to kill her there and then, i swear.

later just before geog, we all went to the toilet and somehow Peck Ki and me ended up playing with water, i.e. spashing each other with water and laughing like idiots.

the water fight continued out into the corridor; think we wet the whole floor.

until we got screwed by Mrs Chee, who was in 4e.

at first we didn't realise she was speaking to us, until we got back to class.

oops.

mental note to self: never ever play with water in front of Mrs Chee again.

Tuesday:

haha; late for school again.

was lucky enough to get away from the prick Singh and so i didn't have to (thank God) sit at the stupid Table.

i'm sure that if i had sat there, i would have ended up vandalising it again.

and then it would have been an instant replay of last last Tuesday, where i had to scrub till my arms nearly fell off.

everytime Singh walked past the classroom, my heart skipped a beat.

and not in a good way, believe me.

everytime he walked past, my classmates turned and looked at me with that look on their faces.

a-ha; i lucked out this time.

he only asks me two questions.

in the morning: are you late for school?

in the afternoon: why are you still in school?

what a moron.

no wonder this is the only job someone like him can get.

had that geog test after school.

Tan Tsui Fang was invigilating.

and guess what she did.

told us the answer for one of the questions.

oh my, what a truly wonderful invigilator.

i bet if Miss Yap finds out, she will be well and truly pissed.

oh yeah, i gave Ah Noi the 'I Love Singapore' sweet!

i was passing a sweet to my friend when she asked me where her share was.

so i gave her a sweet - the 'I Love Singapore' one.

who asked her not to specify which sweet she wanted?

and this is the best part - she ate it in front of the entire ag6 chinese class.

when everyone saw what i was giving to her, they were all saying stuff like, "very nice!" and "will improve your skin condition!"

oh god, she sniffed it!

then, she popped it into her big mouth.

whee.

that was when everyone started laughing their asses off.

and she still asked, "why are you all laughing?"

that of course made us laugh even harder.

then 5 seconds later...

Ah Noi: why so HOT???

then, we were all in no shape to talk, could only laugh.

she actually kept it in her mouth for another few seconds!!!

then she couldn't take it anymore and spat it into the dustbin.

oh, the wonders of ag6.

haha.

Wednesday:

prelim that day, thank God i wasn't late.

the paper was quite ok, but i somehow had the feeling i would fail or screw up or something.

that is not a good feeling.

spent the first five minutes decorating the piece of paper stuck on my table.

very colorful and eye-catching.

so much so that i got told off by one of the teachers for 'demonstrating my creativity at the wrong time and in the wrong place.'

oh, i've been demonstrating my creativity all over the school on tables, chairs, etc.

depends on what your idea of creativity is.

i finally got down to writing the essay.

you no how i always spell 'know' as 'no' right?

now that really got me into quite a spot during the compo.

when i was editing, i had to repeatedly cross out all the 'nos' and replace them with 'knows'.

trust me, that is not a pleasant job; i no.

i know.

i no.

oh whatever.

if this happens during 'o' level, i bet all the cambridge markers will have a fit or something; seeing me disfigure the English language.

after that we had this dumb survey to do.

each of us (the unlucky ones got four surveys) had to fill in two surveys about a random subject.

i got pure Geog and Hist Elect.

Bokie: whee!

oh, this is wonderful; i get to tio Mr Yusri big-time!

it was only during the survey that we realised that were supposed to have a RESOURCE BOOK for Hist Elect!

oh my lord, not pleasant at all to find that out just before the prelim!!!

so for the written comments, i wrote: we don't have a resource book for hist elect. we've only had about two tests, so tell me how this will help us prepare for our 'o' level exam. our teacher prepares powerpoint slides ON THE SPOT.

all this is true, so all the sec 3s shoud thank their lucky stars Mr Yusri is not teaching sec 3 history.

i put most of the options down as Cs and Ds.

i wasn't being biased or anything; all of it was true.

and Mr Yusri is screwed, 'cause Yu Quan got the Hist Elect survey!

in case you didn't no, Yu Quan and Mr Yusri hate each other with a passion.

well - too bad!

that's what happens when you are a totally lousy teacher.

after the prelim, we had an hour break before geog lesson started.

so me, Vir, Amelia, Peck Ki, Yeok Fei, Anne, Elaine, Melissa and Jiexi went to Parkway for lunch.

when we got to Parkway, the weather was fine.

then Vir decided to make a quick bubble tea run.

after i finished eating, being the great friend i am, i went to help her.

when i stepped outside - wham!

bloody hell, it was raining cats and dogs, pouring, flooding, swamping, or whatever the hell you wanna call it.

the point is (yes, there is a point) that it was bloody pouring like the wold was about to end, or like there was no tomorrow.

and being the awesome friend that i am, i went ahead to the bubble tea shop for Vir!

saw her standing there, all drenched.

she saw me, and was like, "i told you not to come!"

anyway, i went, stayed with her through the rain.

the kind store owner lent us an umbrella to shield ourselves.

probably because she was grateful to us for patronising her store in the rain!

we held onto the umbrella together; everytime the wind blew, a mini-tsunami blew over our feet.

and we were like, "AAAH!!!"

finally got the bubble tea, headed back to Parkway.

i must have looked a sight, going through the rain without an umbrella or a raincoat, but with 3 cups of bubble tea instead.

when i walked into Parkway, people just stopped what they were doing and stared at me.

for example, this woman talking on her cell just stopped talking and gaped at me with her mouth wide open.

that's how wet i was.

it was like time had just stopped, the only things in motion were the water droplets dripping from my hair and clothes.

when i walked back into the food court, all my friends first laughed, then gave me some tissues.

the tissues didn't help, needless to say.

i was dripping, soaking.

and freezing.

we were late for geog.

in the end, the whole group got wet 'cause we had to run through the rain to get to the 16 bus stop.

why not a taxi?

'cause the taxi queue was so long, it reached the BACK DOOR of parkway.

taxi queues are MOST inconvenient on rainy days.

in the end, we ran through the rain, laughing and holding hands as we did so.

crazy huh.

i prefer to call it bonding.

then in the bus, we actually took a group picture of the SOAKING GIRLS.

haha, the bus driver was none too amused.

imagine having a crazy bunch of wet people dripping on your oh-so-clean bus and then having the gall to snap pictures of themselves.

yeah i sure would feel pissed if i were him.

and when we walked into school.

people just stared at us, particularly me, i don't no why.

maybe it's because i looked the weirdest.

if the person new me, they would go, "what happened?!"

and if it was a teacher, "why are you so wet?! go and change, or else you'll fall sick and you cannot study for your prelims!"

all the same.

and when we walked into the audi for geog.

everyone started laughing.

and Miss Yap was like, "why are you so wet (sound familiar?)?! and MISS RACHEL BOK!!!"

gosh.

everyone was staring.

and Miss Yap still asked me to go and get her bag from the HOD room.

of all the nerve.

when i went in, all the teachers (instant replay of what happened in PP) stopped what they were doing and stared.

then they asked me to go change.

i politely refused.

that was when they forced me to go change.

wonderful.

spent half an hour running about, then went back to the audi.

all of us took of our shoes and socks 'cause they were all soaked.

haha.

i still went barefoot after that.

and i could actually squeeze water out of my uniform.

looked like i just finished bathing, or like i had just climbed out of a swimming pool.

it was fun though.

Thursday:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ANNE!!! HOPE YOU GROW TALLER!!!

Anne's birthday; we cam-whored like crazy!

she loved the present we gave her!

haha.

the concert was damn funny.

especially the talent search.

not the performances, but seeing Mrs Chee laugh her ass off at the contestants.

she didn't no we were all staring at her, otherwise i don't think she would have laughed so blatantly at them.

*tsk tsk*

went out with my friends later to Suntec to celebrate Anne's birthday again!

went to Pastamania.

and none of us could finish the pasta.

i was the one who ate the least.

funny; i thought i was starving!

and - i stole another tag from Pastamania!!!

now i have four.

fantastic four.

haha, Lena Poh loves my Pastamania tag collection.

HAPPY TEACHERS DAY TO ALL (OR MOST) TEACHERS!!!

hang on a minute.

teachers aren't supposed to be reading this blog!

SHOO!!!

gosh.

i didn't no bokie meant goat in African.

*screams*

maybe i should consider changing my nickname!!!

speaking of nickmanes, i've been scratching RBK on every table i sit at in the audi.

so if you sit at a table which hasn't got RBK on it; do me a favor and scratch it for me.

RBK will live on in TK forever.

haha.

oh my, i've got this awful sore throat plus flu.

*wheezes*

it's bad enough that there are people in school who are against me; now even my own body is trying to pick me off.

*sneezes*

*coughs*

*yells*

2006-08-25T14:43:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: he's U-G-L-Y. lol.

del: *snarls*

huiqilemmonn: no kidding. haha. never judge a book by its cover.

pPk: you moron. you yourself uploaded them into my photobucket!

fanglynn: fl! update your blog dearie!

jinghan: WHEN??? did you like your card?

tinG: hellooooooo.

shan: long time no see. T.T

paper: yup yup!

went parkway with Evonne, i seem to spend half of my life there.

my phone is acting up, and i hope it hasn't got anything to do with the hungry ghost festival.

you no, it shows my current location.

eg. if i'm in school, the phone flashes 'Equatorial Apts', 'OUM Building' or 'Katong SC', depending on which direction i'm facing.

*shivers*

oookay.

i am not keeping my phone by my side at night ever again.

wait at night the phone screen will start flashing 'In Hell'.

and my mom called Vincent Tan and told him to return me my SIM.

she said he sounded real nervous on the phone; like he couldn't wait to return my SIM.

GUILTY.

asshole; i bet he used my SIM!

if i ever find out that he used it...

you don't wanna no what i'll do to him, trust me.

a lot of people were asking me about my shirt today.

apparently i wore one of my own home shirts for pe.

okay, in the morning i woke up (physically i was awake but mentally i was not) and i just rummaged through my cupboard looking for a pe shirt.

i thought i felt my pe shirt, and changed into it after i bathed.

obviously it was not my pe shirt.

so dark in the morning, how was i able to see which shirt was which???

and you ask: what are lights for?

i was too lazy to walk over to the light switch so i just tried to find a shirt in the dark like an idiot.

haha.

another reason why we shouldn't wake up before 7 am!

too dark!

if god wanted us to wake up before 6.3o, he wouldn't have made it so dark!

BOKIE theory.

yesterday the moronic Peck Ki stole my wallet, and i was SERIOUSLY worried that i really lost.

i decided to run around the school during the e maths mock paper to find it.

just as i stepped out of the class, Elaine told me that they took my wallet for a joke!

i returned to the class, to see 31 laughing faces.

>.>

how humiliating.

so today at recess i wanted to kick Peck Ki's ass, to teach her a 'Never Steal Bokie's Wallet AGAIN' lesson.

she saw me coming, saw the expression on my face, and took off.

so i ran after her; we both acting like primary school kids.

and when i say ran, i really mean ran.

chased her around the canteen.

then Valarie Tan saw us and scolded us for running in the canteen.

T.T

haha.

reading period yesterday was funny.

i ponned it with Lyndon, Luke and Pakin; hid at the back of the library.

they brought a psp along.

then we plugged the charger into the wall outlet in the library.

haha, siphoning off the school's electricity.

then we hung out and read magazines until the period was over.

later that day, i ponned english again with Jiexi.

you must think i'm mad, ponning english the whole week when my eng prelim is next wednesday.

well bring english prelim on!

we hung out at the 4th floor, got bored.

i messaged several people to come join us.

first: Celine and Siting.

second: Evonne and JInghan.

third: Fang Lynn.

the sad part was they all had to leave after 1o minutes.

then in the end Jiexi and i started running around the school.

the school servant saw us, then scolded us for ponning lesson!

wtf; what right does she has to tell us off?!

and that same school servant freaking told DM that i ponned eng!!!

i felt like murdering her there and then.

DM came over, asked me if what that school servant said was true.

then i lied, " ya, i keep going toilet.'

thank god the school servant didn't hear me say that, otherwise i would not be here blogging about it.

if she dares to sabo me again...

i'll do to her what i plan to do to Vincent Tan.

chinese in ag6 is now a piece of shit; all we do now is do our own stuff.

i listened to mp3 and was messaging people at the same time in front of Ah Noi.

i bet she's given up all plans of getting any distinctions from ag6.

that will teach her not to interfere with people's chinese psyche.

if we're not good in chinese, too bad.

yesterday, Vir, Yeok Fei, Peck Ki, Elaine and me went to do the song dedication thingy.

dedicated songs to most of the 4g teachers.

we dedicated 'Breaking Free' by High School Musical to Mrs Tey.

initially we wanted the accompanying message to be " Mrs Tey. we hope you break free of your PMS trance."

in the end we didn't dare; she's one of the teachers in charge of the song dedication thing!

and if she sees us she will definitely be first in line to crucify us.

so the final message was " Mrs Tey. we love you!"

big difference huh.

thinking about it, i am really really really gonna miss all my friends and some of the teachers in TK...

it's so sad...

*sob*

really, i WILL miss a lot of people here.

especially...my friends.

Vir, Amelia, Elaine, Yeok Fei, Anne and even Peck Ki.

will soon do a special post to ALL the people i will miss; a lot of them!

heard this quote on the radio last night:

'procrastination is like masturbation; at the start it feels good but in the end you're just screwing yourself.'

how very true.

We’re soarin’, flyin’
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach

If we’re trying
So we’re breaking free

You know the world can see us
In a way that’s different than who we are

Creating space between us
‘Til we’re separate hearts

But your faith it gives me strength
Strength to believe

We’re breakin’ free
We’re soarin’
Flyin’
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach
If we’re trying
Yeah, we’re breaking free
Oh, we’re breakin’ free

Can you feel it building
Like a wave the ocean just can’t control

Connected by a feeling
In our very souls

Rising ‘til it lifts us up
So every one can see

We’re breakin’ free
We’re soarin’
Flyin’
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach
If we’re trying
Yeah we’re breaking free

Runnin’
Climbin’
To get to that place
To be all that we can be
Now’s the time
So we’re breaking free
We’re breaking free

More than hope
More than faith

This is true
This is fate

And together
We see it comin’

More than you
More than me

Not a want, but a need
Both of us breakin’ free

2006-08-23T14:42:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: screw 'em! they can't tio me for this!

Ruyi: yes ma'am. ah ha.

jinghan: oookay, let's! when you wanna go out? we keep arranging, but somehow we never seem to get down to it. we three girlfriends!

huiqilemmonn: yo lemon! why do you call yourself that? you don't look like a lemon.

jenn: oh yeah! maybe my life won't be so uber-suay. you can see my prom dress. (:

JEX!: linked babe!

von: having geog? in com lab? careful...LOL. wait SOMEONE say i am a bad influence.

del: you sucker, lend it to me! otherwise i will get a password for my blog and you will never be able to enter it again.

anony: um...thanks!

hey hey hey!

i am suay.

*tsks*

guess how much i paid for a bus ride.

2 dollars.

waste money.

i didn't have coins, so no choice, had to give the stupid bus driver a purple (Sonia's fave!) note.

darn.

he was grinning from ear to ear, god nos why.

well Mr. Bus Driver, count yourself lucky, 'cause if i see you again i won't pay for my bus ride ever again.

take the extra $3.35 as a tip.

from the oh-so generous BOKIE.

wednesdays are always real slack, geog in the morning, eng (yawn), hist elect next (double-yawn), recess, chinese (pon pon PON) and chem (mashimaro galore).

see what i mean?

geog was a real kicker, couldn't concentrate 'cause i was so tired.

then english.

Dr Bokie again prescribed another 2 free periods for Very Tired People; guess who.

so me and girlfriend Jiexi ponned english, went to the 4th floor to cam-whore and slack.

:D

will post the pics soon.

anyway, eng is no biggie for me; so might as well relax so i can concentrate on other subjects.

...

you didn't really believe that did you?

yeah, you no me all too well.

went back in time for oh-so boring hist elect, accompanied by an equally boring, if not more boring, teacher.

enter Mr Yusri.

fought to stay awake, then gave up after 1o minutes.

you can't really blame me can you.

you'd doze off in less than 1o minutes.

god, i don't no why i'm so tired today.

maybe it's because i had to wake up at the ungodly hour of o63o hours.

yawn.

i hate waking up when the sky is so dark and everything.

trust me, it is just not natural to rise before the sun does.

i don't no who the hell authorised that we have to start school so early in the morning.

probably must be someone nocturnal.

Yusri also showed us some pictures of Baby Hitler.

no, he did not look like anything related to Disney Babies, trust me.

let's see...i found the exact picture.

first thing i thought was: where's the MOUSTACHE???

hard to believe someone so innocent looking would be capable of single-handedly starting world war II.

looks nothing compared to THIS.

eh heh, ugly shit isn't he.

here is clear-cut evidence that looks do change.

so if you look normal now, be careful 'cause you might turn into something 2o years later that does not (and never did) resemble you.

seeing Hitler, i am reminded of my mother.

in what way?

well...for starters they both like to run a totalitarian government/household.

only, no moustache.

other than that, they could be identical twins born nearly a century apart.

my dear mother has been in the worse moods EVER lately, banging around the house like the antichrist.

i think it's either pms or my upcoming prelims.

more likely the latter.

god i hate Tan Keyhole.

no what he asked Evonne?

he told her not to hang out with bad company, so that she can concentrate on her STUDIES and her CHEMISTRY.

then, "who do you hang out with?"

Evonne: "um...my classmates."

then Keyhole asked, "any sec 4s???"

then poor Evonne went, "Rachel."

damn Keyhole; i'm bad company?

loser.

i don't give a shit if he hates me, but surely there's no need to go and involve my friends right.

what did i do???

other than ponning lessons and coming late to school and giving some teachers trouble.

well, i pon lessons 'cause they don't challenge me; i come to school late 'cause of the very inefficient no. 16; and i give only some teachers (the ones who have the nerve to piss me off) trouble.

but he doesn't no all that does he?

uh-oh.

and - my phone.

shit shit shit.

still can't get it back, crap.

guess what: my phone bill went up.

and: i haven't been using it recently, thanks to some asshole who confiscated it.

wouldn't take a genius to figure out what caused the increase.

bloody cheapskate.

even my SIM card you also wanna play!

my mother called Vincent Tan, and he gave me back the SIM.

still without the phone though.

ah, chinese today was (once again) entertaining.

the guys again belted Lyndon to his chair, then tickled him.

BOKIE: hahahaha.

of course they were all laughing their asses off.

till Ah Noi told them off.

she's probably jealous that we didn't include her in on our fun.

i don't care about chinese anymore, anyway.

oh, and here are some more pictures i found!

Peck Ki and mommy Elaine!

7-11! (no it's NOT a store and more.)

Peck Ki, Vir and BOKIE!!!

Peck Ki, Vir and BOKIE again!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEARIE JINGHAN! WILL GET YOUR CARD BACK, I PROMISE!

(i goofed, her birthday is actually today, not Monday.)

2006-08-22T16:45:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: sigh...haha zackee sucks too.

Don: Dr. Bokie, PhD, MBA in MEDICINE. fully qualified, no?

JEX!: that rainbow never existed. sigh. mugging for what, ss? waste of time. haha.

tinG: ohh, hi! :D

Ruyi: oops! 'I MISSED CALL: RUYI' is on my screen!

haha.

chinese fun today.

at first didn't no whether i wanted to pon or not; i was just so pissed off with the stupid subject.

then, loitering in the corridor, i saw Lyndon and he asked me, " you ponning?"

then i was like, " um...ya! let's PON!"

then he went to get some more of the guys and OFF WE WENT.

me, Lyndon, Luke, Kester, Pakin, Stephen, Jiexi and Jonathan headed to the regular ponning area: the benches by the 4th floor.

sat there, talked crap for about 15 minutes when someone came and told us that Ah Noi called Mr. Singh.

shit.

we all went down, and waited outside the back door.

could hear the stupid woman complaining to Singh about us; how we were ALWAYS late for chinese and how we ALWAYS disrupted her stupid lesson.

ALWAYS?!

this is the first time; count properly Ah Noi!!!

then she started listing out our names.

double-shit.

then Lyndon had this bright idea about how we should walk in on the exact instant she read out our name!

Pakin and Kester were already standing inside.

then i heard her say. "RACHEL MOK."

yes, she mispronounces my name till the bok turns to mok.

then i went in, with that not-so guilty look on my face.

geez, i sure hope Singh doesn't tell the dm we ponned lesson; i really don't wanna get into trouble again!

she sort of told us off, then left us as we were.

so basically, no difference from being at the 4th floor from being in 4f; only here we have a fan!

ah, she made us come back to the comfort of a nice cool fan.

stupid.

she said, " (in chinese) you all can do anything."

then the next thing she said was, "no talking."

is that woman stupid or what?

yes, stupid.

we ignored her and started talking about our stuff; after all we never did listen to her.

Pakin kept sticking his leg up onto the table, which REALLY pissed her off.

hopefully her blood pressure rose sky-high during that chinese lesson; i sure hope so.

ah, the wonders of ag6.

all the guys are real horny, really talked about the nonsensical stuff.

the conversation wasn't exactly highbrow, but funny nevertheless.

i really hate Ah Noi.

she really looks down on ag6 pupils, always speaking to us in that stupid condescending tone of hers.

if she is too used to ag1, then she can piss off from ag6.

should ask her to get her big fat ass right out of ag6.

we didn't ask her to come to us, so she shouldn't show us her stupid attitude.

i fucking hate her.

who doesn't?

ah ha, the guys kept stealing my wallet.

and guess where they hid it.

in between their legs.

oh my, i think i really should wash my wallet ONE MORE TIME!

*ugh*

shit, Nani confiscated the card Jiexi and i made for Jinghan.

crap, the card is gone!

tomorrow i shall find her and beg for it, no choice.

Nani pms-ing today.

can't stand her, can't stand ss.

speaking of which, i think i failed the ss test today big-time.

well whoopdeedo.

i HATE ss with a passion.

maybe not ss...but the exam format definitely pisses me off.

essay sucks the most, have to write till my hand nearly falls off.

i remember in sec 1, the chinese teacher Lim Ah Ber kept forcing me to do her uber-dumb chao xie.

i did the chao xie, until all my chao xie accumulated and the file in which she kept all the chao xie burst.

at least, that's what she told me; she could have been exaggarating.

how very typical of a chinese teacher.

she once gave me negative marks for ting xie before.

how?

well, i got zero for the main ting xie, then she minused marks for undone chao xie, uncompleted work until it resulted in a wonderfully negative number of -15.

goodness.

maybe i should add her and Ah Noi to my hate list!

*opens blogger.com*

*computer lags*

*fumes*

BOKIE: dumb computer; so lag.

oh, forget it.

waste my time.

sigh, i didn't get to appeal for the chinese exam thing.

1 day too late.

oh no.

anyway, i think my appeal would have got turned down anyway.

most of teachers - i don't no why - seem to have got this incredible notion that i could actually do better for chinese!

yeah, over my dead body.

seems like i can't escape from bloody chinese.

but i am ponning the stupid chinses 'o' level, like it or not.

already got a c5 so i don't care.

BOYCOTT CHINESE.

CHINESE SUCKS.

2006-08-21T16:48:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

kay'munshi: she does she does she does!!! her nose is super-big and ugly. god must've been feeling particularly ungenerous the day Valarie Tan entered the earth.

pPk: you stupid ass...kick MY ass so many times today!!! tomorrow see what i will do to you...haha. poke poke or pok pok?

Don: haha i chose it duh!

sammie(:: you don't wanna get a hangover, TRUST ME. ugh. terrible, terrible feeling.

jinghan: jingy, we of sec 4 ag6 will do our VERY best to piss Ah Noi off to high heaven for ya!!! there's chinese tomorrow!!!

huiqilemmonn: double-boo...change your com so that you can read my blog! LOL.

SHAWN TOO: eff you! i am a pleasant, well-mannered girl, i'll have you no. post a pic of yourself on your blog so i can see whether my com screen cracks or not.

virNICE: no bokie no rock! i am in the pictures, so OF COURSE they look good!!! >.>

zack: zackeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (:

shan: tough. i did pon! woots!

tinG: um...which ting are you? i no a lot of tings...

jenn: yo jenn! yup i am suay suay SUAY. if i not suay my blog wouldn't be interesting, though. LOL. ah. i think i will FLUNK prelims.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR LAOPO MENGTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo people.

chem test today.

*sighs*

no study = no hope.

and, Mrs Tey didn't come today!

*claps*

*screams*

*cheers*

and on a Monday where there's double chem.

needless to say, 4g had an off day.

yeeha.

the guys played soccer, some of the girls stayed in class, the other group of girls went to study.

yes, me, Vir, Peck Ki, Amelia, Elaine, Anne and Yeok Fei took our books with us and headed off to the benches to study.

but in the end, no studying got done (as usual) because talking about other stuff was so much more interesting than chem!

geez, everyone nos that.

chem is like the most boring subject on earth.

history and ss also fall into the category of subjects 'Subjects that WILL bore you to high heaven'.

like ss, we've got a sporific-sounding teacher shaped like a white sleeping pill.

she talks, we doze.

her name?

Mdm Mariam.

rumored that she's got substance.

no doubt, but hearing her voice really forces our eyelids SHUT.

if parents want to send their kids to sleep, they should send them for a ss lesson with Mariam.

no kidding.

if i don't sleep during ss, i do other stuff.

and, shit.

ss test tomorrow!!!

*sigh*

must study.

but everytime i tell myself that, i never actually get down to the actual studying.

i did try to study once, believe it or not.

the next thing i new, i was lying on the bed fast asleep.

see what i mean?

anyway, back to today.

we wasted the entire double period, then talked about other stuff with the books still open.

then we freaked out during the last 5 minutes and tried to study.

too late.

actually, you shouldn't study just like that, must have a particular mood, y' no?

i read that somewhere.

well, my mood for studying is the 5 minutes before the test.

i call it last-minute panic.

before the test, at 3.15, i thought, maybe i won't fail.

then during the test, at 4.o5, i thought, okay, i AM going to fail.

everyone was cheating during the test, so maybe it wasn't really a test.

fat hope.

damn.

i bloody hate organic chem.

the whole essay question.

1o marks - GONE.

let's see, i skipped all the double periods and slept during the single periods while Mrs Tey was teaching organic chem.

it'll be a miracle if i actually do pass.

if i pass...i'll treat all my friends to drinks!

now that will never happen.

LOL, my cousin just called me for a rant.

her boss accused her of using up all her sick days!

okay.

there is no way anyone could have been sick for sixty-five days out of the working year and still be alive.

that's like getting sick every week.

her boss is trying to fleece her, no doubt.

today Aaron asked me, " is Peck Ki sitting for 'o' levels this year?"

BOKIE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

do you get it?

if not, maybe you should take 'o' level with Peck Ki.

stupid PPK kicked my ass 3 times today.

kicked, as in the sole of her shoe slammed into my green butt.

so, i should only kick her ass back right?

yeah, i should.

and i did.

i'm gonna go buy my prom night dress on 1st September.

okay everyone, does that answer your question?!

i don't no why everyone is so excited to see me in a dress.

what's the big deal?

well, my mom is prepared to splurge on the dress, seeing that's it's my 'one and only one'.

i bloody hope so.

i don't like wearing dresses.

random:

i've just thought: sec 3 is the year to slack your ass off, honeymoon year, all systems go.

and sec 4?

well...sec 4 is the year for fixing up whatever you fucked up on in sec 3.

eg. i never paid attention during a maths and chem last year, so this year, every night, i have dreams where i'm being continually chased by ionic equations and logarithms.

or nightmares, where chemistry is concerned.

aargh, i feel like going back to see Doctor Bokie.

maybe she'll prescribe another half day for poor me.

the test today only served to remind me that i will flunk 'o' level chem if i don't start studying.

everytime i get a test back, my self -esteem and confidence level drops drastically.

no big surprise.

note to self: stop chasing rainbows, Rachel Bok, there is NO pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

2006-08-18T17:06:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

JEX: haha...set up another one soon!!!

SHAWN TOO: holy shit is right, it's been long! haha. how's life? wow i wonder whether you look as ugly as you did in ngee ann. lol jk.

zack: yup. 'cause i'm in it. LOL.

pPk: is Vir enlarged it de, she wanna see her big big face mah!

fanglynn: no, believe it or not, yesterday was the last time i could go online! haha.

del: what makes you think it was good???

Ruyi: T.T

LOL.

today's chinese lesson was seriously funny.

induced serious side-splitting laughter.

thanks to my ag6 playmates Lyndon, Luke, Kes, Pakin and Stephen.

no what those clowns -as quoted by the extremely pissed off Ah Noi- did???

first, Lyndon took his belt and belted himself to his chair.

and tried to hop around after that.

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

then Ah Noi noticed Lyndon all bound up and got pissed.

she said he was childish.

and, when she noticed us all laughing our faces off, she was like, "(in chinese) i don't no what is so funny about my face."

need i say more?

hahahahaha.

then 1o minutes later, Luke did the exact same thing.

auto-replay.

only this time Ah Noi was visibly more pissed.

LOL, entertainment worthy of ag6 standard indeed.

bet she never experienced this kinda shit in ag1.

serves her right for taking ag6 on!

then, Luke got into a mini-debate (argument) with Ah Noi about the importance of chinese.

ENGLISH vs. CHINESE

Luke: (in ENGLISH) chinese not important.

Ah Noi: (in CHINESE) chinese is our second language, of course important! what if you cannot speak english?

Luke: (in ENGLISH) english is our first language, so of course can speak! your first language is chinese. that means your english is as bad as our chinese!

the multi-language 'conversation' went off for a few more minutes.

Ah Noi was speechless for a while, then launched into yet another debacle on how we should improve our chinese.

Luke was right.

i bet Ah Noi's english sucks like hell.

probably d7/e8 level.

then next she rounded on Winnie for playing with the OHP.

every other minute, Winnie and Leon switched on the OHP.

right in her face.

ouch, how glaring.

haha.

then Winnie kept pushing down her transparency.

a few seconds later, Ah Noi would push it back up.

funny pushing match!

then she smacked his head when he tried to yank out the cable while the OHP was still on.

haha.

okay, i give her another week before she goes completely bonkers.

LOL.

have you ever noticed the way her eyes flicker up to the ceiling every other nanosecond?

oh, MAYBE she's praying for divine help from God above!

probably has a line with the Big Guy upstairs on how exactly to throttle misbehaving ag6 students.

she even picked on ME for nothing!

she needed a girl to scold, so guess what, i was the MOST prominent one there.

and she won't let me go to the toilet.

what a lousy teacher.

after school, went to Gamers with Fang Lynn, Sabb, Jenn, Leon, Melson, Lemuel and some other people.

Gamers - FULL HOUSE.

darn.

went to that laksa place to drink barley, then went to some small cafe for snow ices!

Jenn and Sabb were fascinated with my prelim timetable.

they said they felt scared.

if sec3s are feeling scared, think of what i must be going through.

my timetable is the timetable from hell.

first paper starts at 7 am.

then the next?

2 o' clock.

oh, this is wonderful.

i hate prelims, i hate o levels.

shit.

oh, you no that Peck Ki has this bear called Pat Pat?

there's another one called Bok Bok, by the way.

dots.

yesterday, some guys from my class bear-napped Pat Pat and abducted him during English.

and Pat Pat was bear-napped again by Mdm Nora.

Mdm Nora said Pat Pat could be a gift for her daughter's birthday.

oh, the adventures of Pat Pat.

*stomach growls*

aaah, i'm hungry.

shall go eat something.

toodles.

2006-08-17T17:10:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: some faggot in my class who likes to piss around! haha PPK.

del: WHATEVER WHATEVER.

pPk: in the end Mommy rejected us! aaah. we too cute for her liao =P

sammie(:: indeed. MOMMY!!! i shall go read your blog and tag on it!

huiqilemmonn: oh she sure raised hell like there was no tomorrow. bleahs. at least i'm still in TK!

kay'munshi: Valarie Tan? i hate her like hell. she's a shit teacher who does shit things like confiscating shit and terrorising the shit out of students. (sticks tongue out)

JEX: that's great! when when when??? i'm tired of my shit phone.

shawN: thank you thank you.

virNICE: LOL. tag replies are for me to reply to people on my tagboard. i don't wanna take up space on my tagboard. you want the code for the archives?

LOL.

Peck Ki and i went crazy on Monday, buying sweets and a 1o-pack of biscuits.

i felt like MRS SANTA CLAUS.

haha.

then the next day, everyone was pigging out on sweets.

and throwing the wrappers around the class, so much for class cleanliness.

i really pity the people on duty.

then during chem, Mrs Tey asked: "why are there so many sweet wrappers on the floor???"

so we (as usual) blamed the higher chinese people.

"oh! is the HIGHER CHINESE people do!"

LOL.

then during the eng test after school, Sonia Yeo came in again.

remember the last time she came in for the eng test?

yeah, i'll never forget that for as long as i live.

this time she was surprisingly normal.

then Andy asked her, "Mdm Yeo, is the arrangement of the tables to your satisfaction?"

*sniggers*

then later, Tingxuan stuck a broom in the handle of the back door.

when she tried to open it - wham!

she looked damn pissed off when the door flew open and the broom landed on her foot (with blue toenails).

thought she might've broken the broom handle, what with that amazing arm power of hers.

had my english oral today.

i don't no what to say.

it didn't go spectacularly well, but it was a sight better than my stupid stupid chinese oral.

at least, this time i managed to say something.

and the reading passage.

oh, the passage.

of all the bloody passages, mine HAD to have the bloody "3" in it.

oh no, i really cannot make the stupid 'th' sound.

shit.

anyway, that went okay.

and the picture.

shit.

it was of three (3) people passing food to one another.

i mean, what else can you possibly say?

it was of a catering business, that's about it.

so i literally (not figuratively) crapped my way through.

gosh.

i hope they don't give me crap marks for my crappy performance.

the woman was wearing gloves in the picture.

so they asked why.

i mean, the picture literally said it all.

she was keeping her hands clean, that's about it.

what was i suppposed to say?!

what, the woman was doing a Mickey Mouse by wearing white gloves and preparing to do a song and dance?

obviously not.

at least conversation went better.

and get this, i suspect the invigilator is my mom's colleague.

the dunman high one.

i described her to my mom, and she was like, "oh that's Mrs Nora!"

great.

she said the woman is lenient, so good.

plus the examiner new who i was.

she called me by my name.

rachel.

most teachers would call me grace.

okay, so she nos.

guess it's...good.

oh my lord, the people who are in team f105 are REALLY lucky.

the male examiner is DAMN enthu.

he keeps nodding, and when i say nodding, he really NODS.

*NODS*

bugger, he was really lenient i bet.

when Joel was with him, his head was bobbing up and down.

for one moment, i almost thought he was gonna bang the table and YELL, "EXCELLENT!!!"

you no what i mean.

oh well, can't complain.

oh yup, Mr Yusri ponned history today, so we girls had a hell of a time hanging out and cam-whoring.

here goes:

PECK KI AND ANNE SHARING A KISS.

woohoo!

whee!!!

the BLACKIES.

Yeok Fei and FAGGOT Peck Ki!

me and girlfriend Jiexi!

Anne and Virnice. i feel SLEEPY looking at this, zzzz.

Yeok Fei, Elaine, KISSING!

happy together!!!

spider-man???

Jiexi and PPK!!!

and:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WINNIE; WINSTON LAYS!!! THE POTATO CHIP EMPIRE!!!

2006-08-15T14:51:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

anon: well obviously you thought wrong. not sure we ever were friends.

zack: i agree. wanna do it again? (:

Ruyi: aargh. don't remind me! later i wanna COMPLAIN about the current one i'm using!

del: you think so little of me? hmph. i CAN survive without a phone, i'll have you no.

jinghan: i. want. my. present. haha. wanna go out this fri? and how can you compare REEBOK to meepok???

von: i'm so glad someone understands. ): sorry about the code think kay...you not angry anymore right?

pPk: yes i did. not taking anymore risks in case some cb sabos me. i updated, so STOP whining! (:

Galfren Andy: haha funny. i very good at controlling my bill okay! public apology my arse. no evidence no tio!

Don: thanks!

huiqilemmonn: yes, when my parents decide to get it back!!! don't no when that will be. aargh!!!

alex: yo LEX. anything wrong with my nick? i no it's cute.

jEx: okay.

zack: i did! you should meet PPK someday, you two keep complaining about the same stuff.

virNICE: shall go see your NEW blogskin! gosh it's nice. you have my approval!

kay'munshi: you're slow! yup. by that irritating act-big VINCENT TAN. diao.

okay.

so much has happened.

sure you all no i 'ponned' school yesterday!

came to school with Evonne at 12.

WOW.

we met on the bus, pure coincedence.

yeah right.

who am i kidding?

it's SO obvious lah.

all i'll say is Doctor Bokie prescribed a half-day for people suffering from O LEVEL STRESS.

haha.

didn't dare to walk into the audi at 12 to make my grand appearence, so we hung out at the fourth floor till the next period.

lots of commotion during geog.

from none other than cbs who lack the ability to keep themselves from spouting rubbish.

you no who i mean, shan't say.

=X

and i'd really appreciate it if Miss Yap didn't feel the need to broadcast my chinese grade to the entire class.

she bloody told them i got a c5.

i don't no who told her my grade, sure as hell wasn't me.

please, getting a c5 is already bad enough.

don't need to spread my misery.

oh hell, i really got into deep shit today.

first, me and Amelia were late for the 7384724807th time.

at the bus stop waiting for 16, i was REALLY pissed at SBS.

Concurrent Thoughts While Waiting For 16:

7.12: uh-oh. i think i'm gonna be late.

7.17: okay, i'm gonna be horribly late.

7.32: okay, i AM HORRIBLY LATE.

so - Latecomer's Table for us.

i just realised how significant the Latecomer's Table is in my life.

yesterday when i wasn't in school for the first half of the day, Mrs Tey told Andy to go and look for me at The Latecomer's Table.

haha.

so we sat there till 9.25.

then went back to the class in time for e maths.

1o minutes later, Miss Yap came storming up to the classroom.

"i want to see RACHEL BOK."

oh no.

what made me think that was the first sign of an incredibly lousy day?!

guess what she wanted to see me for.

remember the vandalism on The Latecomer's Table?

well...i guess you do no what she wanted to see me about.

she and the dm screamed at me for approximately 5 seconds, then threatened to suspend me from school for a week.

gosh i'm so so scared.

yeah right.

i bought an eraser, then scrubbed like hell to get rid of the red marks.

then i borrowed a scrub and detergent from the cleaners, and scrubbed like hell reborn.

Cleaning Timetable:

9.45: cleaning henceforth BEGINS.

1o.oo: why the hell is this not coming off???

1o.15: finally some results!

1o.25: scrub, scrub, SCRUB!

1o.35: oh thank God, it's all off! (almost)

geez.

do you realise that i missed the whole morning's lessons?!

gosh, i don't no what i came to school for.

-.-

beats suspension, though.

chinese lesson was damn damn funny lah.

all the ag6 paikias were in 4f.

playing soccer.

LOL.

then the ag1 teacher came to kp.

she was in 4a, started walking towards 4f.

so all the guys were like, "eh she coming! let's zhao!"

guess WHERE.

4A.

haha.

the teacher and the guys managed to swap classes.

then they ran to 4a, closed the doors and drew all the curtains.

the teacher came in, "(in chinese) where IS everybody?!"

then she realised (somehow) they were in the class she had just vacated.

so she screamed at them from across the classrooms.

then they all ran back to 4f, damn amusing man.

LOL.

okay.

now i wanna COMPLAIN about the current phone i'm using.

man i've got serious issues with both Nokia and Starhub.

i ask you - what exactly is the point of the phone if you can't send messages???

man it's complete rubbish lah!

i tried sending...

waiting...

then,

MESSAGE SENDING FAILED.

*FUMES*

SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS?

i can't message.

so don't try to contact me via sms.

aargh.

and guess what my profile name is.

"this phone sucks"

appropriate huh.

very.

okay, now i'm gonna meet Vir, Peck Ki, Elaine, Patricia and Yeok Fei for a studying session.

why the italicised letters?

'cause with Peck Ki there, there's NO WAY we can study!

haha.

2006-08-12T13:18:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

zack: I AM NOT -REPEAT NOT- A GOSSIP COLUMNIST!!! =P

kay'munshi: haha chinese sucks to no end...you what ag?

Galfriend Andy: screw him! he can't tio me for that!.

del: aagrh haolian haolian.

shan: what timetable -oh, that one. haha okay. i wanna update my template too.

sammie(:: welcome back to the blogging world! yay! haha.

Ayaka: yo leon! i am bokie not boooooogey!

anon: yes he did. why're you asking me that?

a maths sucks sucks sucks.

i hate a maths with a passion.

from 1o - 12.45.

tell me -is that crazy or what???

only all those math freaks would truly benefit.

c'mon, we're just normal students!

no need to push us till we half drop dead.

my brain hurts.

seriously it really hurts.

and guess what???

i've got maths tuition at 2!!!!!

*collapses*

can i take it?

yes i CAN!!!

not.

oh no oh no oh no.

i don't wanna go.

no choice must go.

must convince my already aching brain that more a maths would benefit me.

elle-oh-elle.

went to meet Vir and Yeok Fei at Kembangan in the morning.

original meeting time was 8.3o.

i reached at 8.32.

waited till 8.43.

why aren't they here yet???

went to public phone (i'm PHONE-LESS remember???), and was dialling Vir's number.

geez, i don't no how long it's been since i last touched a public phone.

oh, now i remember.

last sat, when Zack and i were prank calling people.

anyway, i was pressing the numbers when-

"RACHEL!!!"

that was Vir, by the way.

thank god.

what happened was that Yeok Fei woke up late, so wanted to change meeting time to 8.45.

she called my house but i had already left.

lucky Vir caught me in time.

we walked to Fei Fei for wanton mee.

met Elaine and Peck Ki there.

Peck Ki, as usual, was late.

even though Fei Fei is only a 3 minute walk from her house.

-.-

food was good, then we managed to get back to school on time.

oh, and guess what.

you'll never believe this.

my mother refused to go to school to get my phone.

i can't BELIEVE this shit.

no phone no phone no phone.

could life get any worse?

oh yes it could.

maths tuition later remember?

aaaaaaah!

okay, my life officially sucks.

it always did; this time i made it official.

if God is looking for drama, he should tune into 4G.

today i love you more than ever.
tomorrow i will love you even more.

2006-08-11T13:15:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

del: haha whatever.

zack: crazy ah...? mother'll KILL me. in capital letters, yes.

GalfrienD Andy: aaargh...(says through gritted teeth) no i didn't. hitler truly sucks.

pPk: you should say, "i am honored to be bokie's LAO GONG!!!"

jinghan: speaking of which, where's my birthday present???

von: haha you miss me? YES YOU DO.

fanglynn: was creepy lah...haha...scared the hell outta me...LOL.

kay'munshi: no, i'm sure you've got MORE to say to me than just 'hi'! lol i passed chinese!!!

lol.

now at some deserted internet cafe near my tuition teacher's place.

the things i do to go online.

anyway...

I PASSED CHINESE!!!

*drum roll*

whoopdeedoo.

it's fantastic, considering the fact that i've been failing chinese since primary one.

underachiever, no?

haha only one person got a d7.

none other than my ag6 pal Stephen.

yes, the only one who failed!

oops.

sorry Steph, i'm not trying to rub it in.

at least you qualify for jc right? (:

everyone was damn scared lah.

Vir's hand was moist.

Elaine's heart was thumping.

damn drama huh.

if you think that's drama, you should moniter the ongoings in 4g.

okay, i'm going off-track here.

well, at least most of the people i no got good grades!

CONGRATS TO ALL THAT DID WELL!!!

i passed my oral.

basically all i did was sit there and gape at the examiner with my mouth open.

and i still passed.

from time to time she did helpfully offer some words, but mostly i was barely able to string two words together.

haha all those people who also got a 'P' (pass) for oral were rather pissed.

tough shit guys!

CONGRATS TO GIRLFRIEND ANDY FOR GETTING A2!

CONGRATS TO MOMMY SAMANTHA FOR GETTING A2!

haha i could name more but the list'll go on forever.

i passed!

some would say i'm easily satisfied.

and now-

*is brought back to earth with a thump*

i'll still have to freaking sit for the end of the year chinese paper.

NONONONONONONONO.

i don't care.

i'm gonna appeal my ass off.

why waste time on chinese when i could be studying for other subjects?

makes no sense right?

seriously, the chances of me doing well are slightly more optimistic than the chances a snowball has of surviving in hell.

i'm sure you get my drift, so to speak.

just think - 6 free periods every week!

that's it.

if they do make me sit for the next paper, i'll snooze through it and give 'em a straight f9.

they asked for it, bloody hell.

in the end they still'll have to take the better grade.

so there is no way in hell i'm gonna sit for the next paper.

and update on my phone:

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Vincent Tan won't bloody give me back my phone.

what the hell?!

my parents have to come and get it!

so now i am phone-less, and zen-less.

hallelujah.

*FUMES*

shit.

2006-08-09T17:25:00.000+08:00

Tag Replies:

del: whoo you're funny man. diao.

zack: stop complaining 'cause i'm UPDATING! lol.

pPk: my laogong act tough haha. i wanna see horror movie and scare myself silly.

GalfrienD Andy: she was the one who told him that i was the one who nicked his book! *snarls*

imee: and i saw the top of your head and was wondering, "is that Imee?" haha.

Kent: join my fanclub haha. i'm going to ndp? since when? aaaah!!! Evonne's performing tonight! must watch!

justin: whee! haha must remember to go see your blog more often kaes.

haha i sort of sneaked onto the com.

if my mom finds out she'll so screw me.

so far i'm managing okay without my phone-

OH NO!

did i really say THAT?

hmmm...

*backscrolls*

yes i did!

at least this'll curb my messaging and calls a little.

up to about 2ooo messages this month!

yep, my mom's gonna go berserk when she sees the phone bill.

hopefully she won't be too angry.

*crosses fingers*

*prays*

there.

*yawns*

i'm SO bored.

any new gossip?

haha...

who was the one who said my blog's like a gossip column?

not true okay.

i'm hungry.

*stomach growls*

okay, you can see this post is kinda random.

hopefully there'll be more stuff to post soon.

and by the way, chinese 'o' level results comin' out on Fri!

*gasps*

i think i'm gonna crash n' burn.

no kidding.

as i said, i never really did get along with Chinese.